what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
This expresses the English language pretty well
(Source: tyquil, via hazel-grace-prior)
jems-chance said: Is 12:11am too early/late to be drinking coffee?
Stuarts: NEVER TOO EARLY OR TOO LATE!!!
Bailey: (calmly sipping apple juice)
If you remember
I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
I once made Beast out of plasticine when I was a kid, I loved this show!
(Source: a-hound-of-tindalos, via rescue-rabbit009)
"Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears."
— At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via gretzky)
(Source: offtheocean, via prep-of-the-midwest)